Well, the International Financial Crisis has hit us all hard, but no harder than those of us who've been watching our investments in punk rock stocks grow steadily since the mid nineties.
Imagine our surprise when our man on the trading floor radioed in to say 56 points had dropped off Frenzal Rhomb Touring And Petroleum Consolidated in less than 45 seconds! And then to hear that the bottom had completely dropped out of Nancy Vandal Smallgoods! Now there is no excuse for these guys to stay indoors.
Needless to say it's been to long anyway. It is undoubtedly time for these guys to get on the road again! Their lawyers and tour managers are in agreeance, enough time has passed since the last gigs these punk rockers pulled (a year and a half for Frenzal, 5 for Nancy Vandal), surely the punters have forgotten their shortcomings. So here is Frenzal Rhomb and Nancy Vandal, with audiences as ravenous as the creditors, and wallets as empty as the promise of...
A GREAT DOUBLE BARRELED PUNK ROCK SHOW FOR ALL THE FAMILY!
Come on down and share the love with a room full of fans that you've probably met before!